Doing some minor modeling for a TH set and then working on the next update. [link]

Okay, so you guys have emailed me a zillion times about this.  Yes, I know.  The Trying Human site is down and there is literally zero I can do about it.  I'm hosted by Rampage Network and they control whether the site is there or not.  I emailed big guns up top and they told me there is some kind of emergency maintenance going on and I'm not sure what that means. So please PLEASE bear with me until this is fixed.  Tell all your TH friends since I'm getting tired of telling everyone. XD

Hey guys I got reviewed over at io9.com!!  CHECK IT OUT: [link] haven't had a chance to read it yet so I hope they say some good things about TH.  Comment over there to show your support!

These are the bust commissions that I haven't yet completed:

RaptorBane
Isteillia
Dalal-N
Windmaedchen
MoonyIce
Sironabennet
Mondefou
Cooper3
Marubladewing
Shadow-of-Destiny
Nukawin
GeminiSolace

If you're not on this list, please email me at emy.bitner@introducingemy.com  I think a few notes were lost shortly before I put the hold on and I want to make sure I've gotten everybody from the first batch.  All completed bust commissions can be found in my gallery if you click the 'Browse' button.  Thanks!

Not sure how long I'm going to be streaming since I'm very tired for some reason.  Cleaning up old TH stuff: [link]

Playing Fallout New Vegas and listening to techno music: [link] also about to blow up House if anyone is interested.

If you like law, lawsuits, crime, jail, and anything deliciously related to US Court system, check out my new tumblr account, Fuck Yeah Lawsuits [link]

I just wanted to give a big shout out thanks for the Daily Deviation given to me by on   I really wasn't expecting anything like that at all.   I've acquired some new watchers in the meantime so I thought I'd give myself a little introduction.  

My name is Emy and I draw this webcomic, 'Trying Human': [link] a fairly complicated character driven plot surrounding the mysteries of UFOs and aliens (and alien abductions for that matter).  If you're into Greys, Men in Black, Majestic 12, mad scientists, and interspecies romance, give it a shot.   It's my first webcomic so be gentle.

I've decided to start posting my short TH story 'No More Nommo!' on the main site.  You can access it by going to [link] and using the links at the bottom (it's under the update area). This takes place within the TH continuity but AFTER the main storyline. Bear with me; I know it's a teense confusing but it's all self contained so there are no spoilers. ♥ Just read and enjoy I guess. XD

I'll try to update this once or twice a week schedule allowing and until it's done.

Working on TH and things~ [link] I'm kind of sleepy so I might just doodle and stuff. X3

I made a new livestream channel to showcase my gaming: [link] haven't had a chance to really use it yet but so far it's been working pretty well.  Minecraft's a little buggy but eh... Nothing to fuss over.  Anyway, I'll probably be playing the new Alice game tonight and I promise I'll start saving my vids from now on. X3  They're recently implemented a new system where I don't have to worry about them charging me for keeping vids up.

Right now we're scrubbing the new place since it's very smelly but hopefully I'll be on tonight.  Whoever lived here last didn't do a very good job of cleaning it before they left.  Smelly smells are smelly ono

I AM BACK. LET'S UPDATE TH A BILLION TIMES. D8 *grouphug*

So I'm going back to PA again real quick this week.  This has really jumped up on me since I'm hopping on a plane in approximately 10 hours and I'm still not packed.  Anyway, on Monday and Tuesday pages will be going up on the TH site.  One of them is unfinished as I haven't had time to build a worthy buffer due to the move.  Anyway, please forgive this disgraceful update schedule. ;A; After this coming Saturday things will be getting back to normal around here.

PS - The 2nd TH artbooks are still on sale here: [link] signing a bunch before I leave so Dave can keep shipping them out. X3

I'm pretty sure Dave didn't want me to make this post but I'm going to rebel and do it anyway.  SO, I'm pretty sure we're sending out the last of the artbooks this week.  DON'T PANIC IF YOU DON'T GET YOURS RIGHT AWAY.  We have to send them out in large batches a day at a time lest we take over the post office. (They're starting to hate us...)  

I'm also thinking this might be the last time we do preorders for any book considering how many we had and how many emails we received regarding them.  It was very time consuming in the long run so I think for any other books I release, I may just have events or auction off a few signed books... or something.  I'll have to think about it. X3

Hey guys!  I'm looking for some folks to play Portal 2 with and I was wondering if you could add me as a friend...? [link]; I promise I'll be a good little gamer.

I can't believe I got a DD; that's pretty saucy cool.  A few folks have been commenting on the fact that the Kelly Campbell recently disclosed the whole 'Botox Mom' indecent as a hoax.  It's been awhile since I worked on the picture so I hadn't bothered updating with anymore news articles but I'll get around to it soon.  Because of the recent developments in the case, I'm going to take the picture down. Just kidding! I'm going to add a nod to the fact that it was a hoax somewhere in the picture.  Hm... I'll have to think about it. oxo  Personally, I wish CPS hadn't dropped their case against her, since so far as I know, they have.  I believe that subjecting her daughter to the media with such an outrageous claim is enough to damage her.  I also think that Campbell's behavior is sneaking dangerously close to some sort of media assisted Münchausen syndrome by proxy.  I guess we'll see how this all plays out...

Also, just for fun let's list other frequent improvements made upon children in pageants:

- False teeth or implants that are glued in
- Wigs, extensions, weaves, bleaching, dying the hair
- Tanning either with spray or beds
- False nails
- Virgin Waxes (Yes, this really goes on)
- Makeup
- Padding under outfits to give the illusion of adult curves

But these kids must understand that their parents love them just the way they are... right?

I'm being the laziest slimeball this week (not due to Portal) so please check out my TH Tumblr for some goodies to tide you over until I'm done being a slimeball (also not due to Portal 2): [link]

It's official; my webcam sucks major dick so if you have a sexy webcam or any good recommendations, send a link my way!